kissing razors.


Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

(via scars-scars-scars-scars)

me: *on my phone*
grandma: do you ever put that thing down?
me: *puts phone down*
me: why did you ruin the economy?

sorry, my mom said my anaconda can’t

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don’t romanticize basic rights 
it’s not attractive that a man is a feminist 
it’s not sexy that a man finally realizes the prejudice against women and how very oppressed women are 
it’s common sense

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things that are cute:

  • when girls put their hair up in messy buns and there are a bunch of stray hairs hanging around their face/back of their neck
  • when girls wear beanies
  • when girls wear backwards baseball caps
  • when girls do literally anything ever
  • girls

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Rick: so abraham what's your favorite color
Abraham: waSHINGTON DC